Vampire Powers. Vampowers?

What kinds of abilities do vampires have? What can we do? This is a rude thing to ask coming from a human, which is why I am volunteering it here. Read on if you dare...

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Vampires In The Human World

It is a human's world, after all. So where do the vampires live when they aren't a count or a king?

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There are many benifits to living death apart from human society.

Many vampires live removed from human society and while there are many reasons for this, there are three big ones.

1. Many vampires don't want to be around humans for fear of hurting them. You know how My Chemical Romance said "Vampires Will Never Hurt You?" That is FALSE. Vampires WILL hurt you if they have to, don't know how to stop themselves, or if they just want to hurt you. Vampires are not always as cuddly as me (sarcasm). Many of us keep ourselves tucked away for your safety.
2. Secondly, some vampires put everything they have into living the aesthetic. I mean, yeah. If you're not worried about how close you are to your favourite store or if you don't get lonely, then living in an ancient castle alone and isolated is pretty sweet. You know, if you can afford it. Most vampires cannot. But the ones who can enjoy the luxuries that such a large home provides. You never run out of space, you can keep collecting items as long as you live, and you rarely have to move to avoid suspicion. Castle-unliving is practical and cool.
3. Finally, many vampires simply prefer to be separated from humans because really we are separate species. I mean, you've seen what some vampires look like. You have no clue what I look like yet, reader. I've been using Count Orlok's image a lot on this site but I'm not him. For all you know, I can't blend in either. I could look like Hershal, a human-bat hybrid, or Kasha for example. We also have very different lifestyles than humans do. You're awake making noise while we're trying to sleep. It isn't convenient.

Humans in the Vampire World

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Are you familiar with familiars?

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Vampire Hunters Part 2

Yeah, we're talking about those creeps again. Look, I know it sucks but hear me out. You need to know about them to know about vampires. Besides, I have to live with them so you do too. Now, say it with me: BOOOOO! HUNTERS! BOOOOOO!

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Vampires Who Don't Eat Humans

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Half-Vampires: a World of Their Own

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What is a half-vampire? Where do they come from?

If a vampire asks you, "What's your blood type?" they could be flirting with you, or they could be preying on you.

This is because different blood types taste different to vampires. Everyone has a preference, the same way humans all have a favourite food.

My favourite is A+ blood. If you have A+ blood and are looking to experience a vampire bite, call me. I promise, I'll only take a little.

Pinky swear.

I'm not flirting though. I'm 100% preying on you.

I don't flirt with my food.

Keep that in mind.

At least I'm up front about it.

What if There Were a Cure for Vampirism?

You might as well ask, "What if the world was made of pudding?"

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What's So Special About A Vampire's Maker?

What even is a "maker?"

What does turning a human entail?

All these questions are answered here.

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Sorry for my radio silence.

I have been traveling. I will not say where; some hunters back home caught wind of me and I left to lie low.

I broke my temporary silence to bring this important message to you: After having lived through so many terrible historical events it is disheartening to see one unfolding before my eyes again. I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about. If you have the means to help financially, Esims For Gaza is a fantastic way to do so. If you don't, then call or email your local politicians and demand they call for a ceasefire.

Stay strong. We can all do something. This too shall pass.

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Petition for a ceasefire.

Call/email your representatives.

Boycott the current BDS list.

We can all do something.

I'm still being followed by a hunter and I'm still abroad.

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But I found a letter he wrote that reads like a page out of his fucking diary.

Check this shit out.

Life Update

Can I even call it that? Nevermind. This is quick anyway but I figured I should check in.

Hello All,

Quick check-in. I finally shook my hunter. We never squared off, we still have not met face to face, but he's off my trail. I know, unsatistfying. I'm sorry. Maybe I'll tell you the whole story soon but for now just be satistfied that I am out of danger. Arson and I are going to do a little more traveling just to be sure, and if all goes well this website should return to normal updates. I know you've missed the vampire facts. Rest assured, there are more on the way. No hunter can pry me away from my website for too long.

See you again soon.

I Lived, Bitches.

It seems I am out of the woods for the time being. My STALKER (hunter) has gone quiet and I have been home for a few days. I think it's time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Have you ever wondered why vampires feud with other creatures of the night?

Well wonder no longer.

What's that? You want to hear about my trip? Meh, another time.

Alright alright alright fine.

You want to hear about my travels so badly? I can't be too specific about a lot of the details, you know. I could still be in danger. But I can humour you a little I guess.

Here you go. Check it out.

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