I'm honestly kind of surprised you're still here. I'm impressed, even.
Image credit: "Nosferatu, 1922." Image description: A bald, pale, vampire man standing in a dark doorway. End description.
What kinds of abilities do vampires have? What can we do? This is a rude thing to ask coming from a human, which is why I am volunteering it here. Read on if you dare...
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It is a human's world, after all. So where do the vampires live when they aren't a count or a king?
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Many vampires live removed from human society and while there are many reasons for this, there are three big ones.
Image credit: Dracula (1931) Image description: Renfield running up a set of stairs. End description.
Are you familiar with familiars?
Visit this page to become moreso.
Yeah, we're talking about those creeps again. Look, I know it sucks but hear me out. You need to know about them to know about vampires. Besides, I have to live with them so you do too. Now, say it with me: BOOOOO! HUNTERS! BOOOOOO!
Image Credit: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1997) Image description: Buffy The Vampire Slayer holding a knife. End description.
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Different blood types taste different to vampires. Everyone has a preference. It's like having a favourite food.
My favourite is A+ blood. If you have A+ blood and are looking to experience a vampire bite, call me. I promise, I'll only take a little. Pinky swear.
I'm not flirting though. I'm 100% preying on you.
Keep that in mind.
That's all for now. Come back later, alright?