What do you want to know about me for?

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This isn't about me, this is about vampire-kind.

All you need to know is that I'm a vampire. Don't believe me? I don't mind. But you'll have more fun here if you just trust me.

Look, I'll even tell you a little bit more about me. I'm too old to be your great grandfather's great grandfather, I live somewhere cold, and I don't care what you call me. Yukon works fine.

I like long walks in the dark, type A+ blood, and grunge music.

Oh, and I have a pet.

Happy? Alright.

Now, back to vampires.